Belle's Back

I'm both excited and saddened by the return of Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

Excited because one of my favourite British television shows is back, but saddened because I know this is the last series and that in 8 episodes we will being saying bye to Belle and the secret world of the call girl forever.

We meet up with Belle, who is just back off her hols (with an extremely rich client of course) and she's got a new secret to tell us... every London woman's fantasy... she's only gone and got herself a house.

Her first client of the season is lawyer Liam (who is coincidently Stephanie's lawyer, but we will get to that in a minute). Liam has a problem, he can't seem to reach the big 'O'; no matter what Belle tries nothing happens.


It's not until a visit to his office does Belle find out the cure to his problem. Donning a wig and gown (whilst having little tryst in his office, with the door slightly ajar) she finds that Liam can only be satisfied when there is a risk factor of being caught. 

In regards to Stephanie, we find out that she has got herself into a 'little' bit of trouble and is in jail for money laundering. She tries to convince Belle (who at first resists) to hold the reigns of the 'business' whilst she is inside. When Belle finally accepts, she returns home to find that she has a new house guest, Stephanie's daughter.

All throughout the show we see Belle ignoring calls from Ben. Though I am a Ben fan, I find his 'longing' for Belle a bit boring. Move on....


I don't want Belle (a.k.a. Hannah) and Ben to get together, I want them to stay best friends. I believe that this is a line that they should never cross. It just gives the justification to the belief that men and women can't be friends, which drives me crazy.