Pen to paper

 "The play's the thing!"

William Shakespeare
Hamlet Act 2, scene 2,




So your girl is officially a playwright... okay so maybe not officially; but today I embarked one step closer to my future career as a writer.

I finished a play!

Yup, you heard it right. I finished a play. Okay so it's not exactly the 3 Act play that you might see up on the West End, but I finished it. So I'm proud of myself.

Now all I need to do is wash my brain with mental soap, as its swimming around with so much profanities; every time I write something I feel the urge to drop in a few 'f' bombs and 's' words

Flashback

Travis - Coming Around



Aww this vid always made me sad, I don't know why they had to push him. He was just a poor little egg trying to meet up with this girl, he wasn't doing anything wrong. Bless.

Okaaay

MTV have announced a new show... The Valleys.

This new unscripted show will see MTV go deep into the Welsh valleys, plucking the cast from the safety of their valley homes and thrusting them deep into the city of Cardiff. We will watch them try to 'balance new opportunities in a brand new city'.

Hmmm... me thinks this is sounding more and more like the Hills and the City.

Deeeeeeeeep

I have a love/hate thing when it comes to Kim K; sometimes I like her and sometimes she annoys me! But what happened to her last night at the launch of her new perfume True Reflection was deeeeeep!

Usher back to his best

Usher - Climax


Yay! The Usher I know and love is back. This song takes me back to his 'Confessions' style.

Please Usher I beg keep this up and I will forgive you for Here I Stand, and unleashing the Bieber onto the world.

Be careful at level crossings

Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek

I'm totally obsessed with this song now.



Gosh I'm too easily influenced! Damn you SNL!

A warning to you all!

I thought I'd do the smart thing and buy Norton Internet Security 2012 for my laptop as my Norton 360 protection had expired. This is a cautionary tale for you all, as I installed this programme it removed 360 off my computer and advised me that a restart was needed. I restarted it and that's where my problems began.  My computer had stopped recognising DVDs and CDs (my DVD drive wasn't being recognised), so I couldn't finish installing my Internet Security 2012, obviously I was worried! So as the computer savvy person I like to believe myself to be, I risked logging onto the Internet (unprotected must I add) and decided to ask my best friend Google whether they knew anyone who had, had the same problem and would you believe I came across this site; Internet security 2012 cd will not load up, from here I was advised that apparently when Norton 360 is is installed or uninstalled it can disable your CD drives. Hmm I smells something fishy here, for a product that is supposed to protect your PCs I find that quite disturbing. I was then advised to go to Microsoft and prompted to download Microsoft Fix it, which sorted it all out and now everything is running fine! Phew!

I'm telling you that sh*t needs to come with a warning on its box or something, because if I didn't have the smarts to Google it, I would have been stuck here bawling out my eyes thinking my DVD drive no longer worked, meaning I wouldn't be able to play my beloved Sims. Now that would be a sad sad shame, a real sad shame.

Dear Sister

After watching Lindsey Lohan's ep of SNL (that's Saturday Night Live for those of you who don't know), I decided to watch a few other eps. I loved Shia Labeouf's appearances (that's one dude I wish would go back to his old self. Stop all this fighting 'the beef', get your act together and go back to being the funny dude we all loved), seriously he needs to do more comedy films, I think these dramas are turning him sour.

Anyhoo, whilst watching these SNL  I came across the following sketch that had me cracking up for days.



It's a spoof off the series finale of Season 2 of The O.C, the ep where Marissa shoots Trey.

Note: to me friend dem, we will be recreating this!!!

Dirty lil secret...

Okay, I can't believe I'm actually admitting this... I am totes in love with Twilight. Before you spill your coffees down your front, I'm not talking about the Films (gag). I'm talking about the song by Cover Drive.



I love it, its so cute, makes me wanna wiggle me foot.

Note: Love the girl in the laundrette in the vid; me thinks I must take a trip to American Apparel kit myself out and bust some moves like that in my local laundrette.

Hi my name is...

So much for the new Starbucks initiative of referring to your name when you get your order. Went in yesterday expecting to hear the jingles of my name, instead I got "caramel signature hot
chocolate." Well at least the guy was nice and compensated by giving me loads of cream and caramel sauce, but still I was really looking forward to seeing my name plastered on the side of a Starbucks cup.

That's the last time I fall for advertising...



*Note: It's not a new initiative, they've been doing it in Stratford Westfield Starbucks for time... so pish!

News just in! Jake Gyllenhaal is Serial Killer...

...okay well he plays a Serial Killer in the new video Time to Dance by The Shoes.

Just Watch....

OMG!

Saw this and couldn't believe my eyes. This man should rot. For whatever reason that started this fight he is a grown ass man and he beat up on a 16 year old child. He should have known better. Shame on him!

Shocking Video: Father Beats Up 16-Year-Old Kid After Backyard Fight

Lindsay Lohan on SNL

Though her appearance was critically panned, I think we should give her her dues, she's been on a cray whirlwind, as most child actors have and now she's tryna rebuild her career.

As a fan of Lindsay's earlier work I really hope that this is the career come back for her.

She just needs some proper guidance.

Personally I loved the Real Housewives of Disney skit, Kristen Wig has amazing comedy timing, her whatever 'tude is priceless. Though watching the inmate skit was quite cringeworthy.