Chris Brown Azonto

So we all knew that Chris Breezy took a trip back to my homeland of Nigeria; well if you didn't know, now you do.

So I was doing a little internet trawling and I came across this footage of Chris doing Azonto, whilst on his trip out there.


Gwarn Chris!

Someone's Turning 30...

No, not me (I've got a few more years yet), no I'm talking about CITV. 

Children's ITV turned 30 on the 3rd Jan and to celebrate CITV are in the midst of a Nostalgia Weekender.

Today we were treated to:

9:25 Mike and Angelo 9:50 Super Gran 10:15 Wizadora 10:30 T-Bag 10:50 Engie Benjy 11:05 The Raggy Dolls 11:15 Puddle Lane 11:35 Count Duckula 12:00 The Sooty Show 12:25 Art Attack 12:40 The Big Bang 1:00 Finders Keepers 1:30 Fun House 2:00 Knightmare 2:30 Fraggle Rock 3:00 The Worst Witch 3:30 Woof! 4:00 Dramarama: Blackbird Singing In The Dead of Night 4:30 Press Gang 5:00 The Tomorrow People 5:30 Children's Ward.

I was most excited about Finders Keepers, Raggy Dolls and Children's Ward, but most of all Fun House. When the theme tune for Fun House came on I nearly wet myself, I looooooooooved that show.

I've always said that my dream birthday would be to run about the sets of Finder's Keepers and Fun House. I always wanted to go on those shows when I was younger and having the chance to be able to live out one of my childhood dreams would be... well a dream come true. I guess we can all dream.

Tomorrow we are getting treated to:

9:25 Mike and Angelo 9:50 Spatz 10:10 Huxley Pig 10:30 Rainbow 10:50 Button Moon 11:05 The Riddlers 11:15 Rosie and Jim 11:35 Dangermouse 12:00 Sooty & Co 12:25pm How 2 12:40 Fingertips 1:00 Jungle Run 1:30 Fun House 2:00 Knightmare 2:30 Fraggle Rock 3:00 My Parents are Aliens 3:30 Woof  4:00 Dramarama: Back to Front 4:30 Press Gang 5:00 The Tomorrow People 5:30 Children's Ward

I'm most excited about Rosie and Jim, Dangermouse, How 2, the second episodes of Children's Ward and of course Fun House and My Parents are Aliens.

Happy 30th CITV, thank you for blessing my childhood with many tellybox memories and treats xxx

A lil bit of this and a lil bit of that

OMG! Marks and Sparks have got a half and half loaf.

Half white bread and half wholemeal!

Yes it is a slow news day, but guys how amazing is it.

Mother brought it into the house a coupla days ago and I'm so happy! Hope it makes a regular appearance in my mother's shopping bag. It's hard being a wholemeal eater in a white bread household, but this makes it fair.

Girl Crush

So it's official, I have a new Girl Crush!

Drum roll please!

*drums a rollin'*

It's Miranda Kerr!

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Imma quote me some Alicia on this one, 'that girl is on fire!' She is HOTT, Orlando Bloom is one lucky bloke.

I've always heard  they hype, but it wasn't until seeing her on this years Victoria Secret Catwalk, that I thought dayuuuuuum!

Miranda Kerr, is now my official fave Angel; cue me going off on a Google stalk of her lol

Hey if you feel comfortable

This ad just emulates coolness don't you think?


I love it, dude is just like f*ck getting my feet burnt, imma walk on down the beach with my shoes on, I don't give a f*ck what y'all all think of me, immma do me, I'm comfortable.

Oh and I love it when the dog gets up and strolls along with him, classic just classic.

I've been influenced

So I've been doing my lil Hollyoaks catchup catchup and through all the subliminal product placement; I now have a new item added to my Xmas wish list. Wait for it...

A Nokia Lumia

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Dude how 'cool' do they look, it actually makes me want one over an iPhone.

Gasp, I know I bet you can't believe I just said that, me a glorified iPhone wanter (if I can use that as a word, actually fudge it, I'll use it as a word); has just said that they would buy a Nokia Lumia over an iPhone. Wow. They really have infiltrated my buying mind.

But like I keep saying I am a marketing person's best friend. I'm the consumer they target.

I feel like eating on the toilet today

Yes I did say that and yes you did hear me correctly.

There's a bathroom themed restaurant located in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Japan called Modern Toilet; where you sit on unworking toilet seats and eat over sink-tables. You drink from mini plastic urinals and eat out of plastic toilets, its sooo cool.

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And for dessert a special helping of this...

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Seriously they need to bring one of them over here!