TFail

I found this rant I wrote sometime last year and it makes me laugh because we now have a 'circled' Overground and my life would have been so much easier if that had been the case when I wrote this:

Blackface in 2013

Wow, so after making it's historic Vogue Italia Black Issue back in 2008. Vogue Netherlands has gone all 360 and released an editorial that features Caucasian models sporting Blackface in it's May 2013 issue.

Vogue

I'm sorry what year are we in, did I bump my head and  flash forward to 2013, are we still in the 19th century?

Rant of the Day

Google

I am at the end of my tether, this phone of mine actually wants to kill me. I literally had to stop myself launching it across my bedroom today. I am so maaaaaad right now. I had to take deep breaths and count to 150, because I am literally at my wits end. I remember our school counsellor told us in PHSE, that if we ever felt angry we should take deep breaths and count to 10; but after the first 50 I still felt like going on a rampage so I carried on.

Oh this phone, this phone, that I started to love and treat like my own child has betrayed me. It has gone one step further than making me seem like a village idiot and refusing to use its space bar;  it has committed the ultimate sacrilegious,  it has decided that it no longer wants to function as a phone and has decided to act like a spoilt little brat and refuse to unlock itself.

Oh technology how you have failed me. Me and you used to be best friends. How and what have I done to wrong you? What have I done? We used to be partners in crime, like two peas in a pod. I would spend my days idly researching you and updating my mind with your new inventions. So why? Why have you done this to me? Is it because I got poorer, started being serious with my money and not splashing out on you, is that why you decided  to turn on me.

I make a vow from this day forward that I will never again own a Blackberry. I have always said it, I have always said that Blackberry's were shyte. I have always said that I will never, ever buy a Blackberry because they break (and thank God I never did buy one, this useless piece of junk was donated to me buy the Mother), and what happens, I'm stuck with a phone that doesn't type with a space bar and has me typing.like.an.idiot, volume doesn't work and now, the keypad has suddenly decided 'oh I'm not going to do the job I was invented to' so I am now unable to unlock my phone. And cue more bad luck, I can't seem to find my USB so I can't connect it to my computer. Great just flipping Great!

A word of advice my dear readers, if you ever find yourself in a phone shop and contemplating on whether to buy a blackberry or not, go with the latter and save your pockets and your sanity.

London has gone craaaaazy!

In all my 23 years of life, I never thought that I would witness something as ludicrous as these "riots"?

I mean I've seen them on the telly and stuff but I'd never thought I'd witness the day that I would see shame-faced looters and massive fires on my own back door step.

The total destruction of shops and houses, is sickening. It's a disgrace! What started out as a peaceful protest turned into utter destruction.

What I don't understand is, if people are angry at the police, why the hell are they damaging buildings and looting. Just using the protest as an excuse to cause havoc and pain, it is ridiculous!

The fact that people are walking around in the broad light of day, just packing their load makes me sick. Yeah, yeah people joke around that they would loot in a situation like this, but I never thought I would see looting to this magnitude.

Even though I'm watching it on the news if feels surreal. You just don't expect to see things like this in modern day Britain.

I believe that anyone that was involved in this debacle, should be ashamed of their selves and expect the punishment that is coming for them.

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Why the hell are all the good blog names taken????

A Lil Rant

So like I'm graduating on Thursday, but i am so p'd off if you see how much money i have spent on this ting...you would be like why didn't u just get the certificate and bun the ceremony...i am soo angry right now...i went to go and get my hair did...tell me why my hairdresser wants to now tell me after he has fixed the hair to my head that the price has gone up from £60 to £90...he let me off £10 ... but still i am an..ger...ry...looks like I'm on the look out for a new hairdresser and just when i was getting comfy too! But yeah total figure of stupid graduation will be out soon...aww great to get that off my chest starting to feel a bit better now....!!!

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Why is put that people are so fast to air their dirty laundry on Facebook...and then their quick to be the ones that start acting mad when people are chatting their business. If you don't like it then why are you giving me and all the world and their mums permission to see the shit that you got floating around on it. I swear them ones get me so mad...sorry bout that was just on Facebook and I'm seeing pics of things that someone is proudly putting up as if to say boi this is how i get down...world look at me...and your like OK their are certain things that you just need to keep to yourself...coz that is damn right tacky...swear down